"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
"In dog years, I'm dead."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean,
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
"You enter into a certain amount of madness
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as
"Women and cats will do as they please,
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice,
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong,
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing
"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is
contained in the dog."